Celebrities: lots to tilt our head to buy viagra online one side quizzically about this week…
Brad Pitt
He’s now flogging, no, we should say: is the new face of Chanel No.5. Does this mean we’re never going to see that inspirational advert with Nicole Kidman any more: ‘I love to dance…’
John Travolta
Allegedly. We’re too scared of legalities to be able to say how we’ve mostly been enjoying him this week.
Britney Spears
According to reports, she’s now $15 million richer for watching, critiquing and oh yeah, ‘mentoring’ hopefuls on Simon Cowell’s conveyor belt to degradation, sorry stardom.
Prince Charles and Camilla
Found new jobs as weather presenters this week. Sadly they couldn’t do anything about the same old weather in Scotland.
David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks
It’s been reported our PM has had a ‘textual’ relationship with the former Sun and News of the World editor but didn’t really manage to get a grip of the concept of LOL. Which made folks on the interweb LOL. We’re not even going to mention ROFL.
Rihanna
One minute she’s hanging out with Beyonce at the Met Gala, the next she was attached to an IV drip in hospital (which we thought for a minute might actually contain Mojito). Fortunately, none of the above has meant any diminishment in her ability to use Twitter. Maybe she could teach David Cameron about LOL.
