Celebrities: lots to tilt our head to buy viagra online one side quizzically about this weekâ€¦
Heâ€™s now flogging, no, we should say: is the new face of Chanel No.5. Does this mean weâ€™re never going to see that inspirational advert with Nicole Kidman any more: â€˜I love to danceâ€¦â€™
Allegedly. Weâ€™re too scared of legalities to be able to say how weâ€™ve mostly been enjoying him this week.
According to reports, sheâ€™s now $15 million richer for watching, critiquing and oh yeah, â€˜mentoringâ€™ hopefuls on Simon Cowellâ€™s conveyor belt to degradation, sorry stardom.
Prince Charles and Camilla
Found new jobs as weather presenters this week. Sadly they couldnâ€™t do anything about the same old weather in Scotland.
David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks
Itâ€™s been reported our PM has had a â€˜textualâ€™ relationship with the former Sun and News of the World editor but didnâ€™t really manage to get a grip of the concept of LOL. Which made folks on the interweb LOL. Weâ€™re not even going to mention ROFL.
One minute sheâ€™s hanging out with Beyonce at the Met Gala, the next she was attached to an IV drip in hospital (which we thought for a minute might actually contain Mojito). Fortunately, none of the above has meant any diminishment in her ability to use Twitter. Maybe she could teach David Cameron about LOL.