Well here we are, week 5 of our South Park Top 100 countdown which can only mean one thing…we’ve got our number one episode. Below is the final top 20 which you can see all this week (Mon-Thurs) on Comedy Central Extra at 9pm but no doubt you’ve already scrolled down to the bottom to see what episode won anyway! Enjoy!
Week 5 (20-1)
20 – ‘Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset’
Kicking off the Top 20 Paris Hilton arrives in South Park and all the girls start acting like stupid spoiled whores. Even her dog can’t stand to be around her and commits suicide, leaving Paris to take a shine to her new pet – Butters.
Ike being tormented by the dead
19 – ‘Dead Celebrities’
Ike sees dead people. No really. Kyle’s little brother is being tormented by recently deceased celebrities who are being kept in purgatory because Michael Jackson won’t acknowledge that he’s died.
18 – ‘Fat Camp’
Cartman is hauled off to fat camp while Kenny partakes in various disgusting acts in exchange for money.
17 – ‘Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo’
After Kyle’s mum throws a hissy fit over Kyle playing Jesus in the school nativity, Mayor McDaniels removes anything that might offend anyone from all Christmas celebrations. Meanwhile Kyle is visited by his friend, Mr Hanky, a talking piece of festively-spirited poo. Trouble is, everyone thinks he’s crazy…
16 – ‘Cat Orgy’
Cartman is left in the care of Stan’s older sister Shelly when his mum goes to Mr Mackey’s meteor shower party. Apparently mistaking his cat for a carrier pigeon he sends a randy Mr Kitty out to with a message who instead ends up ‘seducing’ a whole bunch of other cats.
Butters and his new pal
15 – ‘AWESOM-O’
Cartman disguises himself as a robot in another elaborate prank to embarrass Butters. His plan soon backfires though when Butters makes him do all his chores and doesn’t feed him!
14 – ‘Margaritaville’
Recession meets religion in this Emmy award winning episode from season 13. The residents of South Park feel the effect of the economic downturn and stop spending their money. Kyle, resembling a very famous Jew preaches that they should have faith and keep spending their money.
'Giney' ticklers The Jonas Brothers
12 & 13 – ‘Go God Go / Go God Go XII’
Cartman, incapable of waiting for the release of the Nintendo Wii, freezes himself in the mountains…but wakes up in the year 2546 and finds himself in a atheist society where the population go to war over science and rationality…and they don’t play Nintendo Wii.
11 – ‘The Ring’
Kenny got a girlfriend who, rumour has it, will give him a ‘BJ’ in the TGI parking lot but she confesses that she only did so because the Jonas Brothers got her all worked up. Luckily for Kenny the Jonas Brothers are in town getting all the girls’ ‘giney’s tickling.
Who is Mysterion?
10 – ‘Mysterion Rises’
We kick off the Top 10 with Mysterion Rises, part two of the Season 14 Coon trilogy where The Coon, ousted from his own group by his fellow superheroes wreaks havoc with the dark lord Cthulhu…and fans finally learn which kid lies behind Mysterion’s mask.
9 – ‘Timmy! 2000’
Timmy makes his first appearance in South Park and his handicap is mistaken for ADD. After he’s excused from all homework the other kids all claim they have it too and soon they’re all prescribed Ritalin!
The quest begins..
8 – ‘The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
In a piss take of The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the boys go on a quest to retrieve a videotape of some sick and twisted porn that Stan’s parents accidentally sent over to Butters’ house.
7 – ‘Medicinal Fried Chicken’
South Park’s KFC is replaced by a medical cannabis dispensary so Randy shoves his balls in a microwave to gives himself testicular cancer so he get can get a medical prescription for it. Meanwhile, Cartman turns to the black market to get his fix of the Colonel’s finest.
5 & 6 – ‘Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut/ Cartman’s Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (1)’
The biggest question since ‘Who shot JR?’, this two-parter follows Cartman trying to find out who his father is but no one could have seen this twist coming…
Why Kenny enjoyed it so much...
4 – ‘Ginger Kids’
At 4, Cartman turns his hatred towards ginger people during a presentation in class so to teach him a lesson, Kyle, Stan and Kenny give him a ginger makeover while he’s asleep.
3 – ‘Major Boobage’
The boys discover ‘cheesing’, a new hallucinatory drug craze involving inhaling cat piss. Kenny becomes addicted to his boob-filled hallucinations and soon enough cats are made illegal in South Park.
Cartman, even fatter
2 – ‘Make Love Not Warcraft’
Just missing the top spot, another Emmy award-winning episode where World of Warcraft takes over the boys’ lives. In a bid to defeat the ‘griefer’, a highly experienced player withno life, they play WOW for two months straight to thwart him becoming fat, smelly and acne-ridden in the process.
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1 – ‘Scott Tenorman Must Die’
Cartman licking the tears of Scott Tenorman
It all started with a pube. Cartman meets his match in this truly evil episode, where ninth-grader Scott Tenorman tricks him into thinking he’s reached puberty. When Cartman tries to get his own back, Scott numerously embarrasses Cartman in front of his friends. Revenge consumes Cartman leading to a sickening culminationn involving chili con carne…and Radiohead. Utterly awesome.
So there you have it, our Top 100 South Park episodes done and dusted (until we decide to do it all over again!). Watch all these episodes Monday – Thursday this week from 9pm on Comedy Central Extra. S’long!
As expected this list is compromised by not including 200/201, Super Best Friends and Trapped In The Closet. Lame.
Should have been called “The Top 100 South Park Episodes (that we’re not scared to show in the UK)” less snappy but more accurate.
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Timmy!
Have I missed something? Where the F is Chickenlover?
Aside from the above comment by James, which I agree with completely..
I think the ordering and even inclusion of a lot of these episodes is ridiculous.
I do agree with the top two.. They are not MY top two, but I agree with them occupying those positions as it is deserved. I’m also glad that Tenorman placed about Warcraft, as that is as it should be I think.
I just don’t think the Comedy Central top 100 represents South Park fans. I wonder who picked them?
really surprised that Make love not warcraft came second and the scott tenorman must die episode came 1st but still good.
Totally agree with you. Make Love, Not Warcraft SO should have come first!!!!
As I expected and hoped for: STMD at #1!
The only ever episode I didn’t see on it’s first time TV airing(of the normal episodes) was Cartman Gets an Anal Probe. My friend made me watch a repeat and a week later I watched Volcano and never looked back. I can honestly say that each time i’ve waiting with bated breath for a new ep., the one that has made the biggest impact on me was STMD. I was left gaping-mouthed after watching it.
Scott Tenorman Must Die is a well deserving winner!
What is going on ?
Crippled Summer and The Losing Edge not good enough to be in the top 100 ?
Thats utter nonsense .. those two episodes are easily in the top 5 .
What a waste of time.
Crippled Summer is almost universally accepted to be one of the worst SP’s ever! Losing Edge is good but kind of the same joke throughout. Every SP episode is funny, but that’s what lists are all about. Make your own list if you don’t like this one.
where the F*** is sucubus!! and !#*_$)(% guy! or even nambla really poor show this is not at all the top 100 whoever did this list is clearly not a south park fan!! next time let matt and trey do it thereselfs!!
I agree pretty much. Who the `_&~)& voted for that top 100. Wankers!
I cant beleive the Jeffersons was that far down. No 1 is definately right!
omg there is alot of episodes i aint seen but this is ridiculous my favourite episodes were either not there or really low example:
200
201
the coon (all of them)
chicken lover
super fun time
comedy wars both
imaginationland all
w.t.f
the f word and especially
pandemic both
Wayyy too much emphasis on newer episodes. That britany Spears episode was terrible, worst ever episode. None of the modern one’s (Margaritaville, dead celebraties, major boobage, the ring or mysterion rises) should even be in the top 50. Medicinal Fried chicken is the only one of the last few seasons in their top 20 that should be in the top 20. Maybe.
With their focus on newer one’s, they’ve missed some cl ^~%+! ics!
Where was sexual har ^~%+! ment panda?! Or South Park is Gay?! Damien? Pre-School? Mystery of the uninal deuce? THE LIST?! How is the list not on there? Don’t remember seeing Le Pe )%_%* Tourette either… or Breast Cancer Show Ever! Those there are cl ^~%+! ics on the modern seasons. Cartman getting beaten up by Wendy is amazing.
They’ve just gone for (with the obvious controversial expections mentioned above by James) the crude and mostly modern episodes. Britney’s new look and The china problem are so bad, one (albeit a clever point done in a blunt way) joke thats stretched out poorly all episode.
WTF
where is Super Best Friends
200
201
and No 1 should definitley of been Le pe “$~+ tourette
Wait. What about Butters Bottom B*tch. That should AT LEAST be in the top three.
Oh lord…… Stupid spoiled video playset made top 20? That episode was one of the worst south park episodes next to britneys new look and douche and turd. Even major boobage and good times with weapons was pretty bad too.