Wow January’s going quick! Already we’re into the fourth week of our countdown of the Top 100 episodes of South Park. Expect gay fish, cripples and large amounts of faeces. Here’s 40 – 21.
Week 4 (40 – 21)
40 – ‘Stanley’s Cup’
Cartman's Christian rock band
It’s The Mighty Ducks South Park style in this episode where Stan has to coach the Pee Wee hockey team as part of his community service.
39 – ‘Christian Rock Hard’
After a disagreement during the boys’ ‘Moop’ band practice Cartman bets Kyle he’ll have a platinum selling album before they do and forms his own Christian Rock Band with Butters and Token.
38 – ‘You Have 0 Friends’
Awesome just for the fact it parodies Tron, Stan is sucked into Facebook after trying to delete his profile. Meanwhile Kyle starts rapidly losing friends after ‘friending’ third grade loser, Kip.
Stan after he's sucked into Facebook
37 – ‘Bloody Mary’
Randy is arrested for drunk driving and is ordered to attend Alcoholics Anonymous. Meanwhile a statue of the Virgin Mary starts to bleed out of its ass to which Randy thinks it can cure him of his ‘disease’.
36 – ‘Lice Capades’
An outbreak of head lice hits South Park Elementary. This episode tells the harrowing tale of lice on Clyde’s head as they struggle for survival.
35 – ‘My Future Self ‘n’ Me’
Stan is visited by a pot head version of himself from the future which compels him to study hard and do everything in his power not to become his ‘future self’. But he when he hears the same thing has happened to Butters, he gets suspicious…
34 – ‘Lil’ Crime Stoppers’
The boys are made junior detectives in the Park County PD after their efforts to solve minor crimes in South Park, but they soon discover that finding missing dolls are much more safe than busting meth labs!
Kenny looking worse for wear
33 – ‘Kenny Dies’
Pretty much what it says on the tin – Kenny dies. Properly this time. Matt and Trey were running out of way to kill the muffled lad so they offed him for good (until the following season!) in this episode.
32 – ‘Fatbeard’
Kyle finally persuades Cartman to leave South Park after he encourages the fat lump to follow through with his plan of becoming a Somali pirate. Cartman, Butters, Clyde and Kevin are soon on their way, but Kyle doesn’t realise they have Ike in tow…
31 – ‘How To Eat With Your Butt’
It’s picture day at South Park Elementary and a jokes backfires after Kenny stands on his head showing his butt out of his parka hood. When Cartman gets the photo put on a milk carton, a couple believe its their missing son!
"What are you, a gay fish?"
30 – ‘Sexual Healing’
Tiger Woods got a beating in this episode from season 14, literally. When scientists find that sex addiction is reaching epidemic proportions, they start screening school kids. Kenny, Butters and Kyle are diagnosed as sex addicts and made to attend therapy sessions with the likes of Charlie Sheen, Bill Clinton and David Duchovny.
29 – ‘Fishsticks’
‘What are you? A gay fish?!’ When Jimmy makes up a joke that becomes a national sensation, Cartman tries to steal the credit. Whilst the world finds itself stitches, Kanye West just can’t wrap his mighty intellect around the funny side of it all.
28 – ‘Mecha-Streisand’
Barbra Streisand goes on the rampage in the classic first season episode. Can Sidney Poitier and The Cure’s Robert Smith defeat her?
27 – ‘Krazy Kripples’
Timmy and Jimmy form their own gang called ‘the Crips’ little realising there’s a more notorious gang with the same name. Meanwhile Christopher Reeve starts sucking the juice from foetuses.
26 – ‘It’s A Jersey Thing’
‘Snooki want smush smush!’ In one of the more recent episodes, the state of New Jersey is rapidly taking over the nation one state at a time and South Park is next in the firing line.
25 – ‘More Crap’
After a severe case of constipation Randy unleashes a huge pile of sh*t. Believing it to be the world’s largest, he contacts the Guinness World Records to claim the glory but U2’s Bono has other ideas…
24 – ‘Cripple Fight’
A new handicapped kid with a knack for stand up comedy moves to town and is an instant hit with the locals. A jealous Timmy however tries his hardest to take his new nemesis down. Only one thing for it…..FIGHT!
Casa Bonita
23 – ‘Casa Bonita’
For his birthday, Kyle gets to take three of his friends to the Mexican themed restaurant Casa Bonita (Cartman’s favourite). Instead of inviting Cartman (why would he?!) he invites Butters leaving Cartman with no choice…get rid of Butters.
22 – ‘The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer’
Desperate to see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer they are forced to sit through Fightin’ Around the World with Russell Crowe to see it in a commercial break but they keep getting forced to find a place to watch it.
21 – ‘Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls’
When the Sundance Film Festival relocates to South Park, Chef sets up a stall selling his famous chocolate salty balls. As tourists descend on the small town eating all their poncey healthy foods, Mr Hankey calls on Kyle telling him that the delicate ecosystem of the sewers is under threat.
See all these episodes Monday – Thursday from 9pm on Comedy Central Extra. Don’t forget to check back next week to find out what episode’s at number one!
