This week we have mostly been enjoying

Celebrities: lots to tilt our head to one side quizzically about this week…

Brad Pitt
He’s now flogging, no, we should say: is the new face of Chanel No.5. Does this mean we’re never going to see that inspirational advert with Nicole Kidman any more: ‘I love to dance…’

John Travolta
Allegedly. We’re too scared of legalities to be able to say how we’ve mostly been enjoying him this week.

Britney Spears
According to reports, she’s now $15 million richer for watching, critiquing and oh yeah, ‘mentoring’ hopefuls on Simon Cowell’s conveyor belt to degradation, sorry stardom.

Prince Charles and Camilla
Found new jobs as weather presenters this week. Sadly they couldn’t do anything about the same old weather in Scotland.

David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks
It’s been reported our PM has had a ‘textual’ relationship with the former Sun and News of the World editor but didn’t really manage to get a grip of the concept of LOL. Which made folks on the interweb LOL. We’re not even going to mention ROFL.

Rihanna
One minute she’s hanging out with Beyonce at the Met Gala, the next she was attached to an IV drip in hospital (which we thought for a minute might actually contain Mojito). Fortunately, none of the above has meant any diminishment in her ability to use Twitter. Maybe she could teach David Cameron about LOL.

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Interview | 5 minutes with…Craig Campbell

Khaki-loving comedian Craig Campbell has been busy traipsing around the British Isles with his first solo national since early 2011 – the trouble is it’s been extended so much due to the Canadian’s ability to ‘kill it’ everywhere he goes.

After performances on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow, Russell Howard’s Good News and a memorable appearance on Dave’s One Night Stand – he made a pregnant woman laugh so much her water broke – Craig talks about returning to Edinburgh, which Avenger he’s most like and an awful snowboarding accident in Canada…

By now you’ve extensively toured the UK. Where was the most remote place you visited? How was the show there?
Got as far as Shetland early in the tour and am headed to the Orkney Isles on this round. The Shetland show was a blast and the hospitality I received was moving, from arrival to departure the experience was exciting and too long in coming, can’t wait to go back!

Have any more pregnant women gone into labour during your show since the last time?
Not that I’ve been told about, no. As you may have already assumed I’m not very good at keeping that sort of information secret :-) Craig Campbell

Besides our lack of speed signs on the motorway which British law(s) confound you the most?
As an expat Canadian I find myself confounded more by your lack of enforcement of existing laws than by the laws themselves. Btw if you’re reading this on your phone as you’re zipping down the motorway then please stop doing so and if you’re finished passing please move to the left as the Highway Code instructs you to do ;-)

What are you most looking forward to this year?  Edinburgh? The Olympics? The possible end of the world?
Edinburgh’s gonna be pretty damn exciting with l’il ol’ me being part of the wickedest damn ensemble show the capital’s seen in quite some time when ‘The Return of the Lumberjacks’ with the ever awesome joke-smith Stewart Francis and the phenomenal comic genius Glenn Wool roll into E’burg’toon! The end of the world should be pretty damn exhilarating as well…

What do you think distinguishes yourself from the other stand-up comedians around?
My contentment with my life and career perhaps? I’m living in a constant state of feeling the need to pinch myself as the last three years and what’s on the horizon have been a dream come true! If life’s about snowboarding, mountain biking and performing comedy with your friends (which clearly it is!) then I’m living the damn dream-a-roony!!

You’ve lifted material from events in your life such as your friends mugging- has anything else equally frightening/exciting happened to you this year?
Blasted my face open on a tree snowboarding in Canada this Feb’, that was fairly exciting as blood looks pretty dramatic against snow but as always I need and want more!

Which stand-up newcomer have you been impressed by recently and why?
Don’t really run in those circles too often so… Had the pleasure of working with Matt Rees at the Cardiff Comedy fest last summer and he seemed to be rocking the audiences world pretty sweetly!

What made you make the leap into stand-up in the first place?
Stark logic! Fun, travel, freedom of expression and independence of thought and finance.. In this fascist ball-gagging world of crippling corporate compromise?! C’mon head-give-shake!

Which Marvel Avenger do you think you’re most like?
The Hulk I suppose… Just keep pushing buddy…

What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
Been a long while since I’ve remembered one I’m afraid… My good woman has them all the time and she tells me all about them… I tune out as I fully expect you’re doing right now ;-)

What would the title of your autobiography be?
‘Bigger and Hairier’

If you could bring back any TV show what would it be?
Dragnet… damn awesomeness and good clean fun!

Good day!

Craig Campbell Live is currently touring the UK and will be performing at the Bloomsbury Theatre, London on May 25th. For tickets visit www.craigcampbelltour.com

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This week we’ve been enjoying

People having money
OK, maybe we’re not enjoying that that much. But while the rest of the world bring last night’s leftovers into work in a Tupperware box to heat up in the microwave, it’s good to see that the rich really have got richer this week and rubbed our lowly dumbass noses in it.

Adele
Well done, lovely lady for out-selling Michael Jackson’s Thriller. And without the aid of one glittery glove, one 15 minute zombie video or one rumour about being cryogenically frozen. But please can we stop Rolling In The Deep now. We actually think we’re done.

Munch
Someone still has £74 million in the bank to buy a painting: Munch’s The Scream to be precise. What’s more it’s one of four, so it’s not like it’s even a one-off. WTF? We can’t help but think if we were to have a spare £74 million, we’d be more likely to spend it on some kind of hot lady dancing around in close proximity to us than on some bald-headed freak on a bridge. No wonder they want to remain anonymous.

Facebook
Facebook has set the share price for its upcoming initial public offering (IPO) at between $28 and $35 per share – we don’t quite understand what that means, but we hear the company is therefore valued at between $85billion-$95billion. Maybe we all need to think about that the next time we upload a picture of tanning booth mom as our status update.

Elsewhere…

Lee Ryan
From of off boy band Blue almost did jury duty this week. Let’s just wonder what this says about our judicial system here in the UK for a minute…

Or maybe, you’d like to think about whether you’d like Lee Ryan sitting on the jury judging you? Not convinced? Well, apparently our hero tweeted: ‘Jury service!! Feel like I’m back at school!’ Anyway, that’s probably more interesting than ‘new single out next week’.
However, we were sadly reprieved from source of comedy when the judge asked him to stand down. Boo.

Tanning booth mom
And we can’t help but go back to American tanning booth mom Patricia Krentcil! Apparently, she has pleaded not guilty in court to a charge of child endangerment for allegedly allowing her five-year-old daughter into a tanning booth.

We don’t know what’s upset us more about this story, but surely if you want a living embodiment of Munch’s The Scream for the 21st Century, Patricia Krentcil is pretty much it.

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Review – American Pie: Reunion

Everyone’s in on the reunion game at the moment: Take That, Steps, the Spice Girls (judge for yourself which, if any, were successful or not) and now cinema’s gone and gotten back into the game.

Not that it’s anything new for studios to resurrect successful franchises for a new generation but luckily American Pie: Reunion is nowhere near Die Hard 4.0 territory –that would just be silly.

Nine-ish years since the last American Pie film (don’t get us started on the spin-offs – all of which Eugene Levy was somehow tricked into doing) Jim and Michelle are still married with a sprog in tow, Kevin somehow convinced someone to marry him, Chris has made a living embarrassing himself on national television, Finch went off-grid and Stiffler – well he hasn’t changed one little bit. We’d be disappointed if he had.

Stiffler, who’s resisted to become a grown up at every turn, is the catalyst for a new round of gross-out shenanigans fans of the films have come to expect but knee-jerk laughs aside, it’s not going to win any awards for originality.

That said, it’s a treat being drip-fed original cast member cameos throughout the film and you find yourself oddly caring about what happened to the MILF guys, Jessica, Nadia and Sherman as if we actually grew up with them.

Uber Pie fans will delight at the occasional use of songs from the original soundtrack and there’s a ‘twist’ that provides much-needed resolution for one particular character – we won’t spoil it but it’ll leave you with a permanent grin on your face.

Relying heavily on the nostalgia factor, this reunion is a must-see for American Pie fans and while it didn’t leave us with quite the sensation that Jim once felt when he ‘became one’ with that pie, the memories more than compensated for it.

The best piece of the pie? No but certainly a tasty one…and better than the third.

American Pie: Reunion is out in cinemas now.

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